Quantcast
Channel: Croydon Archives - Sick Chirpse
Browsing all 17 articles
Browse latest View live

VIDEO: World Memory Champion Can’t Remember Newsnight Credits

The World Memory Championships are apparently a real competition and it took place in Croydon (of all places) this year and the winner was some guy called Jonas Von Essen who had to do a bunch of...

View Article



Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Top 5 Weirdest News Of The Week #1 Is A Medical Marvel

Welcome to another week of weird. First off, I’d like to say that I’m gutted I couldn’t cover the topless woman going on the rampage in McDonalds, that was probably the best story of the week. But, not...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Man Steals Double Decker Bus And Takes It For Joyride Around London

On September 15th of this year, the dude you can see above thought it would be a bright idea to steal a double decker bus from the Farnborough Depot in Orpington and drive it to Croydon, which is...

View Article

14 Year Old School Girl Charged After Cringe/Terrifying Video Of Her Bullying...

A 14-year-old girl from Croydon who terrorised an older boy in a video that went viral on Facebook last week has been arrested and will be showing up in court tomorrow after police were notified of the...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

A 46 Year Old Woman Has Been Accused Of Grooming A 14 Year Old

Amanda Lockhart is accused of grooming a 14 year old boy who she says that she believed was 17 at the time. She claims that after they had sex, he blackmailed her with naked photos that he had taken of...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

You Can Now Buy Bottled Air From Some Of London’s Most Famous Boroughs

We were tipped off by a tweet late last night that alerted us that a really hip looking company called Shoreditch Air had started selling bottled air from a number of ‘cool’ London boroughs. Featured...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Another Teenager Just Got Brutally Hacked To Death In London

A 19-year-old boy was hacked to death last night in a brutal knife attack in Selsdon near Croydon, London, last night. Featured Image VIA This kid is now the fourth teenager to tragically be murdered...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

13 People Charged Over Brutal ‘Hate Crime’ Attack That Left Teen With...

The teenage victim of a hate crime in Croydon was this week was identified as Recker Ahmed, a 17-year-old Kurdish Iranian. Featured Image VIA Recker was waiting at a bus stop with two friends outside...

View Article


This Is Proof That The UK Can’t Handle Hot Weather

In case you haven’t been outside and live in a refrigerator, the UK has been in the grips of one of the muggiest heatwaves of all time for the last few days and it’s getting to the point where it’s so...

View Article


This Zombie Knife Thug Was Let Off 21 Times For Carrying A Knife

He was finally jailed after the clip went viral.

View Article

Horrific Video Of London Girl Gang Battering Holland & Barrett Worker Who...

Welcome to London.

View Article

Wiley Has Threatened To Attack Stormzy’s Mother In New Diss Track

Wiley mate come on.

View Article

A Glowing Circle Shaped UFO Was Spotted Flying Over London (VIDEO)

More and more footage is emerging.

View Article


Dizzee Rascal Has Been Charged With Assaulting A Woman In A Domestic Altercation

He's due in court in September 3rd. The post Dizzee Rascal Has Been Charged With Assaulting A Woman In A Domestic Altercation appeared first on Sick Chirpse.

View Article

How To Date As A Professional Escort

Having a romantic date as a professional escort is kind of awkward. There will be some moments of silence, moments when you will try to find something to bond over. It can be awkward for you and for...

View Article


Woman Wrongfully Arrested For Not Paying Bus Fare In Front Of Crying Son (VIDEO)

The cops strike again. The post Woman Wrongfully Arrested For Not Paying Bus Fare In Front Of Crying Son (VIDEO) appeared first on Sick Chirpse.

View Article

Woman Stands Up To Grown Man ‘Flexing’ On Young Girls On The London Underground

What a hero. The post Woman Stands Up To Grown Man ‘Flexing’ On Young Girls On The London Underground appeared first on Sick Chirpse.

View Article

Browsing all 17 articles
Browse latest View live




Latest Images